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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.
When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.
When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”
In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you've got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife"
5 months ago
Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue
5 months ago
Share →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"
5 months ago
Share →: No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Commentary:
"Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"
5 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Commentary:
"Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Commentary:
"Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Commentary:
"Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Commentary:
"Who needs a little black dress when you can rock silky polka dot PJs with as much sass and style? 💃🔥 Embracing comfort and cuteness all in one! 😂 #StayinSexyYetCozy"
5 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷‍♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Commentary:
"May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"