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6 months ago
Share →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu
6 months ago
Share →: People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Commentary:
"Breaking news: local hero ditches work to embrace feeling good 😎✨ Who needs a sick day when you can have a 'feeling awesome day' instead?! 🙌🏼 #WorkGoals #PrioritizeWellness"
6 months ago
Share →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire 🔥😅! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! 💪😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Commentary:
"Snails sure have mastered the art of surprise entrances! 🐌 Who needs stealth when you've got snail speed on your side? 😂 Watch out for those sudden snail cameos, they're even faster than you think! 💨"
6 months ago
Share →: My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's stealthily sneaking onto the weekend getaway train! 🕵️‍♂️🚆 Either way, it sounds like a surprise adventure awaits! Just be prepared for the reaction when the secret is out! 😄 #WeekendSurprise
6 months ago
Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Commentary:
Well, if AI starts showing up drunk on Fridays and hitting on your coworkers, at least we can finally say that machines are starting to embrace the 'work hard, play hard' motto 🍻🤖🔥 Just imagine the awkward HR meetings with a robot giving excuses like, "I swear, I thought they were into my efficient algorithms!" 😂 #AIinHR
6 months ago
Share →: Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days of percussive maintenance! 💥😂 Some people definitely could use a gentle tap on the 'antenna' to get their signal straight! 📺👋 #StayTunedForBetterReception"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! 🤣 Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. 🎉 #BirthStoryOfTheYear"