18 Funny concept quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

  Commentary:
  "When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸‍♂️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a drive-by when you can do a stylish swamp-stalk instead? 🤣🚣‍♂️🌿 #BogsAreTheNewBlocks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Human hibernation should be a thing.

  Commentary:
  Oh, wouldn't that be bear-y nice? 🐻💤 Imagine snuggling up in your cozy den all winter long, emerging in spring with a fresh batch of dad jokes and questionable dance moves! 😂 Let's petition to make human hibernation the latest trend – we could all use a break from adulting sometimes! 💁‍♂️💤

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

  Commentary:
  Haha, it's like vampires have some serious beef with Catholics and their holy accessories! Maybe they break out in hives at the sight of a menorah or sneeze uncontrollably near a crescent moon 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧷🔯🌙 Just imagine a vampire fleeing in terror from a bunch of garlic-infused mugs at a Hindu temple 😂🧄🕉️ Just another day

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? 🦖😂 Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! 🍖 #Dinolicious"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

  Commentary:
  "Jury duty: the ultimate surprise office party where you get to play detective without the cool spy gadgets. 🔍💼 And the pay? A whopping $15 to solve real-life mysteries. Sign me up for that adventure! 🕵️‍♂️💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

  Commentary:
  🤣🏙️ "In a world where chaos reigns and logic takes a backseat, welcome to 'The Dewey Decimated Decimal System'! Who needs mayors and governors when you have a librarian armed with overdue fines and shushing powers ready to bring order to the city? Tune in as our unlikely hero battles late fees and unruly citizens in this unforgettable sitcom where the only crime is not returning your books on time!" 📚🕶️

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