71 Funny cool quotes

Funny cool quotes bring a splash of humor and a dash of style to your day 😄✨. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or add a witty twist to your conversations, these quotes have you covered. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your social media posts, they’re the ultimate blend of cleverness and charm 😎🎉. Dive into a world where humor meets coolness and let the giggles roll! 😂🔥

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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Napping: the underrated luxury of adulthood 😴✨#CouchGoals

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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Trying to find someone cooler than me is like searching for a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄😎

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Sounds like a purr-fect plan! 🐱🏡😸

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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When life gives you existential dread, just remember: deep breaths and chocolate cake save the day 🍰😅

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨

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