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  • To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

    Commentary:
    Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought

  • I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you’re getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂”

  • Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! 😂🌎 Who needs news anchors when you’ve got memes to decode the chaos of the world, right? Twitter: where laughter and the latest happenings unite! 🐦🤣 #MemesOverNews

  • Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

    Commentary:
    “Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you’ve got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife”

  • I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, ‘Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!’ 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems”

  • One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

    Commentary:
    “Life comes at you fast! One moment you’re on trend and the next you’re aging like fine cheese 🧀 Keep up with the times, or you might just find yourself saying ‘groovy’ next! 🕺😎”

  • I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

    Commentary:
    “Standing at the checkout line is like being in a reverse popularity contest. 😂🛒 Those in front are the contenders, while the real winners are quietly waiting at the back! 🥇 #BackOfTheLineForTheWin”

  • One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Life’s rollercoaster of fashion: one day strutting like a fashion icon, the next day realizing you’re just a grocery store fashionista in sweatpants! 😎🛒 #FashionDrama”

  • Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

    Commentary:
    🎅🎄🎁 Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it’s all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn’t want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa’s sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! 🤣 #SantaClausIsComingToTown

  • Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

    Commentary:
    “Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?”

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