24 Funny coworkers quotes

• I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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• Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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  conversation, coworker, coworkers, crazy, day, end, end of day, every, going, home, humor, office, reaction, talk, time, work

• I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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  1 week ago

  acting, coworkers, deserve, everything, fake, fine, humor, i, office, Oscar, pretending, sarcasm, stress, think, work, workplace

• My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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  always, busy, coworker, coworkers, distraction, humor, just, memory, office, password, remember, think, trying, work

• Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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  activity, coworker, coworkers, friend, friends, fun, fun activity, hang, hang out, stop, work, working

• Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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  activity, concert, concerts, coworker, coworkers, excuse, fun, fun activity, humor, i, meeting, meetings, need, save, talk, telling, today, voice, weekend, work

• If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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  2 weeks ago

  alone, coworkers, distraction, every, finish, humor, leave, prophecy, sentence, workplace

• Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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  2 weeks ago

  coworkers, distractions, everyone, hate, home, humor, i, message, messaging, remote, remote work, shopping, try, work, work from home

• Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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  again, coworker, coworkers, day, even, every, guy, never, quit, think, year’s

• Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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  always, being, best, chance, coworker, coworkers, date, hot, humor, nobody, play, role, work

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