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23 Funny coworkers quotes

Funny coworkers quotes bring the perfect blend of laughter 😂 and office vibes 💼 to brighten even the dullest workdays. Whether it’s quirky habits, endless coffee breaks ☕, or unforgettable team moments, these gems capture the hilarious side of office life. Ready to chuckle and relate? Let’s dive into the funniest sayings that prove work isn’t just about deadlines—it’s about the people who make it all entertaining! 🎉😄

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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