82 Funny daily life quotes

• If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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  4 weeks ago

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• Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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  4 weeks ago

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