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- Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.
- Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.
- The adult version of βhead, shoulders, knees and toesβ is βwallet, glasses, keys and phone.β
- It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.
- This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
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- Welcome to adulthood: youβre not exhausted, youβre just awake. Have a nice day.
- Going to work has backfired on me so many times.
- βYou should exercise for at least 30 minutes every dayβ. Okay, and how much if youβre not trying to go to the Olympics?
- Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.
- Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional womenβs sport.
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