209 Funny daily quotes

• Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  2 weeks ago

  advice, bed, chores, daily, daily habit, discipline, habit, hear, humor, morning, morning routine, motivation, needs, productivity, routine, sure

• 11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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  2 weeks ago

  am, anything, attitude, daily, daily routine, humor, motivation, possibility, procrastination, routine, time, today

• At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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  2 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, end, end of day, going, humor, irony, routine, time

• Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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  2 weeks ago

  bra, daily, daily life, exercise, fashion, getting, health, humor, life, looks, professional, relatable, should, sport, sports, sports bra, women, women’s, women’s health

• Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, 9, 9 to 5, cosmic, daily, daily grind, floating, grind, humor, irony, reasonable, rock, sounds, space, work

• Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, animal, animal behavior, around, behavior, companionship, daily, daily life, dog, following, humor, life, living, living with pet, mouth, owner, pet, pet owner, watching, wondering

• Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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  2 weeks ago

  bathroom, bed, bed to bathroom, brushing, chore, daily, daily task, day, effort, feels, frustration, getting, harder, humor, just, night, nighttime, nighttime routine, pissed, routine, task, teeth, thinking, tooth, tooth brushing, walking, working

• I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, challenges, comedy, daily, daily struggle, else, going, humor, i, just, life, life challenges, next, overwhelm, relatability, something, stress, struggle, through

• Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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  2 weeks ago

  animal, brown, daily, daily life, days, dog, fox, humor, humor style, lazy, lazy dog, life, mood, personality, quick, quick fox, style

• Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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  2 weeks ago

  always, anger, being, buy, daily, daily struggle, eat, hard, humor, lose, loss, relatable, shopping, slap, someone, something, struggle, sweet, sweets, want, weight, weight loss, woman

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