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5 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'I'm in charge' quite like twerking with unbreakable eye contact 🍑👀. Just make sure you pick the right audience…unless you want to establish dominance in the awkward department 😂💃"
6 months ago
Share →: To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Commentary:
🎶 "Everybody dance now, to the rhythm of Himalayan Sea Salt! 💃🧂 Let those taste buds groove to the exotic beats of minerals from the highest peaks! 🏔️🌊 Who knew salt could be so fancy and fabulous? Just sprinkle a little hipness into your dishes and turn your kitchen into a culinary dance party! 🎉🍽️"
6 months ago
Share →: Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Commentary:
"Starting the day with a fierce twerk and some self-love, because why not? 💃🪞💤 Who needs coffee when you've got that kind of energy boost! 😂 #MorningMotivation"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Commentary:
"Attempting the intricate steps of the 'Avoiding Self-Sabotage Shuffle' like a pro! 💃🕺 Who needs salsa or tango when you've mastered the art of dodging your own obstacles? 😅 #DanceMoves #SelfAwareness"
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Commentary:
Looks like someone really nailed the ancient dance moves but ended up taking it a bit too far! 🕺🇪🇬 Don't worry, a visit to a Cairo "practor" should straighten things out – just make sure they know how to bust a move like a Pharaoh! 💃😆
6 months ago
Share →: Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's starting the day with some 90s dance vibes! 💃🎶 Just remember, don't get too caught up in the macarena that you forget your morning coffee! ☕️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Commentary:
Looks like the days of being a human dance floor are over! 💃🚫🕺 Don't miss those bullets whizzing by your toes one bit! 😄💥 #DancingWithoutFear
6 months ago
Share →: I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like you really put your backside into it at the office party! 💃🤕 Better stretch those glutes next time to avoid a "twerk-place injury" situation again! 🍑😄
6 months ago
Share →: Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Commentary:
Oh, it sounds like they're really trying to figure out if it's all about putting your left foot in or your right foot out 🤔🕺 Maybe they should turn themselves around to find some clarity! Sounds like a real twist in the storyline!🔄😄
6 months ago
Share →: Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Commentary:
"Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs? 🕺💃 Because let's face it, my idea of a wild night out involves some solid sitting time!"