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5 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Commentary:
"Adulting is like a twisted game of Monopoly – except instead of collecting $100, you're suddenly drowning in $1000 debt 🎲💸 #TheRealBoardGameOfLife"
6 months ago
Share →: If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Commentary:
Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Commentary:
"Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Commentary:
Oh, the modern struggle of juggling passwords and identity theft risk! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that a strong password could also double as free identity theft protection and a gentle reminder to sit up straight? 🤣 Stay safe out there, folks! #PasswordProblems #IdentityTheftDeterrent
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Commentary:
"Oops, looks like debt collectors will have to hunt down my past selves! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Time travel might be the only solution here! ⏳🚀 Oh well, new year, new debts to ignore! 😆💼 #OutOfSightOutOfMind"
$Funny debt quotes - I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.$

Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Commentary:
"Looks like time traveling into the past is the only option for that second job to actually save the day! 🔮⏱️💸 #TimeIsMoneyGone"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Commentary:
"Debt collectors really know how to hold a grudge, huh? 😂 It's like they never forget that one time you missed a payment five years ago! 📅💸 Let's hope they have a better memory for their own birthdays! 🎉🤣"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Commentary:
"Ringtone debt from the late 90's? You must have had quite the playlist of catchy tunes! 🎶💸 Maybe it's time to break free from those old school ringtones and treat yourself to a new melody – one that won't break the bank! 💰😄"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Commentary:
"Feeling invisible? Just default on a payment or two and watch the VIP treatment arrive faster than you can say 'overdraft fee' 😂💸 #MoneyTalks #PayToPlay"