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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Looks like someone took the doctor's advice quite literally! 🍬👩‍⚕️ Moving sugar to a lower shelf counts as reducing sugar intake, right? Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands…or pantry shelves! 😄 #SweetSolutions

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got a keen eye for humor! 👁️😄 Who needs a vision test when all you really need is to see the eye doctor, right? 🤓👀 Here's to the other 10% of the test…may it be as clear as your eyesight after a check-up! 😉🔍"

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who needs an apple when you can have a garlic? 😂 Just make sure to keep the vampires at bay too! 🧛‍♂️ #ForgetTheAppleADay"

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Maybe doctors should just set their clocks half an hour ahead 🕰️ so they can be fashionably late AND on time at the same time! ⏳😄 #DoctorTime"

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive dream of a patient seeking some medical honesty! 🤣 Who wouldn't appreciate a doctor with a dash of humility and a sprinkle of candidness? 🩺💬 Perhaps, just once, we'll stumble upon that mythical doctor who dares to admit the limits of medical certainty! 🤷‍♂️💡 #WishfulThinking"

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Judging a good doctor by their waiting room Wi-Fi? Well, looks like the real key to a strong patient-doctor relationship is a solid connection! 📶💉 Who knew your internet speed could be a vital sign too? 🤣 #DoctorApprovedInternet"

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1 month ago

Commentary:
"Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"

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1 month ago

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like your eye doctor might be battling between being a medical expert and a Pokémon master! 🔬👾 Just imagine walking into the clinic and suddenly, sounds of "Pikachu, I choose you!" fill the room. Who knows, maybe the cure for your chalazion involves a potion brewed by a Charizard! Stay hopeful, and remember to catch 'em all… I mean, trust your young eye doctor! 😉

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2 months ago

Commentary:
When you treat a doctor visit like a surprise guest on a game show 🤔🚪👨‍⚕️ "Come on in, let's see what's behind door number one!" 🎉😂

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