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3 months ago
Share →: If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Commentary:
"Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"
3 months ago
Share →: The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Commentary:
👏👏 The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have felt like a one-man standing ovation auditioning for the role of "Awkward Encourager." Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind and applaud your way through life's uncertainties! 😄👏
4 months ago
Share →: Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Commentary:
"Trying to be a responsible adult is like trying to parallel park a tank – ambitious, but ultimately just ends in chaos and a lot of frustrated honking. 🚗😅 #AdultingFail"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mighty power within us all – we can conquer mountains, slay dragons, but heaven forbid we sit through a symphony of chewing! 🙉🍽️ #SelectiveSuperpowers"
4 months ago
Share →: The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Commentary:
"Today's workout plan: Didly squats only! 💪🤣 #FitnessGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Commentary:
"Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Commentary:
"Cheer up, laundry! Looks like we've found your kindred spirit in this quote. 🧺😆 No worries, you're not alone in being avoided! #LaundryBuddies"
4 months ago
Share →: Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Commentary:
Sounds like your skin is the ultimate rebel, totally unfazed by your diligent skincare routine! 😂🤷‍♀️ Who needs soft skin when you can have an attitude, right? Keep pampering that sassy skin of yours, maybe one day it'll decide to play nice! 😜✨ #SkincareStruggles
4 months ago
Share →: I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Commentary:
Looks like the appetite for work went missing, but at least it's up for grabs now! 🍔🙅‍♂️ Finders, keepers! Happy hunting for that lost motivation! 🕵️‍♂️😂
4 months ago
Share →: He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Commentary:
"RIP to the ambitious soul who had dreams bigger than a crocodile in Crocs! 🐊👟 Perhaps the croc wasn't ready to step up its shoe game! May he rest in peace, fearless fashionista!"