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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Just landed via X:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Just shared via Instagram:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Shared recently on Discord:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Reported on Pinterest:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Funny draw quotes 🎨😂 are the perfect blend of creativity and humor to brighten your day! Whether you’re a doodle master or just love quirky art vibes, these witty lines will make you smile and inspire your next masterpiece. Get ready to laugh, sketch, and share the fun—because drawing isn’t just an art, it’s a hilarious adventure! 🖌️😜✨

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5 days ago
Share →: This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Commentary:
"Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Commentary:
That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
2 months ago
Share →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Commentary:
"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Commentary:
"RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"
6 months ago
Share →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Commentary:
"Maybe they need to rethink their definition of fun 🎨 Drawing can lead to great masterpieces and deep conversations… and it won't leave you with any awkward paint stains 😉 #ArtOverRomance"

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Reported on WhatsApp:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Just shared via YouTube:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Trending via WeChat:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Shared recently on Reddit:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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