Funny draw quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they need to rethink their definition of fun 🎨 Drawing can lead to great masterpieces and deep conversations… and it won't leave you with any awkward paint stains 😉 #ArtOverRomance"

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