Funny draw quotes

• This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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  1 week ago

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• Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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  1 week ago

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• Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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  1 week ago

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• Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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  3 weeks ago

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