14 Funny drop quotes

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I'm not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I'll drop dead.

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025