22 Funny drop quotes

• Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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  act, better, bring, children, competition, drop, drop off, hate, humor, judgment, just, me, parent, parenting, parents, school

• I was dropped as an adult.

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  adult, drop, dropped, humor, i, joke, self-deprecation

• That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, birthday, drop, drop off, inside, invite, moment, panic, party, situation, social, social situation, start, surprise, thought

• My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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  airport, drop, family, getaway, humor, ideal, peace, quiet, relaxation, travel, vacation, week

• I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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  body, drop, drop off, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, just, later, pick, pick-up, wish

• Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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  2 months ago

  colleagues, conversation, drop, humor, office, proof, prove, questions, stupid, stupidity, welcome, workplace, wrong

• My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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  2 months ago

  across, being, cough, cough drop, cruise, drop, favorite, funny moment, humor, illness, launch, missile, moment, mouth, reaction, room, sick, sickness, sneeze, unexpected

• I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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  2 months ago

  accident, boredom, boring, conversation, dead, death, die, drop, going, humor, illness, say, sentence, small, small talk, someone, talk, too

• I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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  annoyance, car, cars, disguise, drop, free, front, frustration, hate, humor, i, joke, parking, pull, small, small car, soon

• Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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  channel, drop, experiment, foot, humor, hurt, i, ideas, pain, start, YouTube

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