17 Funny drop quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be just the dream? 🏋️‍♀️💪 No need for sweating or grunting, just a quick gym drop-off! Oh well, back to reality where we actually have to put in the work ourselves. 😅 #WishfulThinking"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever claims there are no stupid questions clearly hasn't met my coworkers! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Feel free to swing by the office for a crash course in 'questionable' inquiries. 🤓🚀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of sick-day warfare! 💥 When your body turns into a battlefield and the cough drop becomes the unexpected hero launching across the room like a fearless warrior on a mission. 🚀 Who knew a sneeze could be so dramatic and a cough drop such a daredevil? Watch out, world, you've got a new cruise missile in town, and it's minty fresh! 😂🤧 #SickDayMissions

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those lethal small talk conversations! 💬😵 Stay safe out there, folks – one boring sentence could be your downfall 💀😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

  Commentary:
  Oh, those sneaky small cars playing hide-and-seek with parking spots! 🚗🤔 Don't be fooled by their innocent size, they're just waiting to reveal their true form the moment you approach. It's like a magician's trick gone wrong in the world of parking! 🎩✨ #ParkingProblems

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

  Commentary:
  🤣🎥 "In the latest episode of 'Will It Hurt If I Drop It On My Foot?' – featuring all your favorite everyday objects – stay tuned to witness the thrilling moments of gravity vs. toes! Just remember to subscribe, like, and please don't try this at home… unless you've got really sturdy shoes! 😂🦶 #YouTubeShenanigans"

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