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20 Funny evening quotes

Funny evening quotes bring a splash of laughter πŸŒ™βœ¨ to those relaxing twilight moments. Whether you’re winding down after a long day or gearing up for a night out, these witty gems will brighten your mood and tickle your funny bone πŸ˜‚πŸŒ†. Perfect for sharing with friends or sparking a smile before bedtime, they remind us that evenings can be just as fun as the day! πŸŒŸπŸ˜„

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Morning, me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The evening news: Where they begin with β€œGood evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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