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12 Funny evening quotes
I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.
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Feb 1, 2025
A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.
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Jan 29, 2025
No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.
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Jan 28, 2025
Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.
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Jan 27, 2025
8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.
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Jan 26, 2025
Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.
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Jan 26, 2025
The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.
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Jan 26, 2025
I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.
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Jan 24, 2025
In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”
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Jan 24, 2025
I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
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Jan 21, 2025
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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.