26 Funny evening quotes

• I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

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  3 days ago

  abyss, adventure, around, evening, exploring, humor, i, routine, start, time

• Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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  3 weeks ago

  chair, evening, i, illusion, jacket, left, looks, new, night, nightmare, person, scare, sometimes

• Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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  1 month ago

  2, 5, actually, am, awesome, bedtime, black, couple, cozy, evening, feels, humor, movie, night, only, perception, pitch, put, reality, staying, super, time, time perception, winter

• I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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  2 months ago

  afternoon, confused, confusion, daily, daily life, easily, evening, humor, i, life, morning, tiredness

• Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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  2 months ago

  cool, cool evening, emotional, emotional tension, evening, everyone, humor, interaction, irony, just, lot, man, otherwise, resentment, sarcasm, social, social interaction, tension

• Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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  2 months ago

  calm, evening, humor, joke, leisure, meditation, relaxation, relief, soothe, stress, stress relief

• I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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  2 months ago

  anyone, anything, bedtime, casual, evening, going, humor, humor quote, joke, relaxed, sleep, want

• You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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  2 months ago

  child, choice, dilemma, evening, fun, help, homework, math, nice, parenting

• I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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  2 months ago

  9pm, activity, after, age, anything, bedtime, evening, fun, humor, i, laziness, night, want, where

• A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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  2 months ago

  clean, evening, good, hack, house, lights, tidy, turn

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