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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.
Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.
The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.
I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.
Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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1 month ago
Share →: Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like some quality time in the meditation cage to 'zen' out… or is it 'zoo' out? 🧘‍♂️🦁"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Commentary:
"Yes, I'd love a slice of 'peace of mind' and don't forget the bedtime snack! 💤😴🍪"
$Funny evening quotes - You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.$

3 months ago
Share →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Commentary:
"When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Commentary:
"Looks like 9pm isn't just bedtime anymore – it's also the start of the 'I'm too tired for anything' zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM"
5 months ago
Share →: A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cleaning service when you have the power of darkness on your side? 🌚✨ Just dim the lights and voilà! Instantly tidy house achieved! 🏡😂 #LifeHacks101"
5 months ago
Share →: No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life: early sundowns and the downfall of civilizations. 🌑💀 Who needs daylight and peace when you can have darkness and chaos, am I right? 😏"
5 months ago
Share →: Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Commentary:
"Ah, darkness, always fashionably late to the party! 🕶️⌛ But hey, better late than never, right? Who knew evening attire was so punctual! 😄🌙 #FashionablyLate #NightOwl"
5 months ago
Share →: 8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Commentary:
"Who knew time could be so stingy during the week? 🤷‍♂️ It's like those two hours are in a rush to disappear faster than a cookie jar around a hungry toddler! ⏰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Commentary:
"Looks like the squirrels and rabbits are forming a 'Run Away From Humans' club 🏃🐿️🐇 Don't worry, they'll remember your face too. Just be prepared for some epic stares next time you cross paths! 😂 #WildlifeRevenge"
5 months ago
Share →: The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: The evening news – where they kick off with a paradoxical 'Good evening' and then shatter your optimism with a spectacle of doom and gloom! 🌆📺😅 #MediaIrony"