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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”
My funeral better have a bloody merch table.
Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.
When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

New funny event quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Commentary:
"Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"
1 month ago
Share →: I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Commentary:
"True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. 😂💍🎉 #BraveHeart"
2 months ago
Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Commentary:
"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"
2 months ago
Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Commentary:
Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋
2 months ago
Share →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Commentary:
Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨
2 months ago
Share →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Commentary:
Looks like this shrimp has big dreams—aiming to make a splash even if it's just as fancy leftover! 🍤😂 Just remember, whether it's on a plate or in a party trash bin, it's all about making a statement. Keep reaching for those gourmet goals! 🍽️🎉
2 months ago
Share →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Commentary:
"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"
2 months ago
Share →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the 'lost in translation' moments from last night's bar conversations 🍸🧐 Let's just hope our Google searches don't judge us too hard! 💬🔍"
3 months ago
Share →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why do we have to pretend we're all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? 🤼‍♂️🎉 #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded"
3 months ago
Share →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Fool application is still stuck in the 'under review' stage 😉🃏 Don't worry, maybe someone will finally hit that 'accept' button 🔜🤪 #AprilFools"