50 Funny event quotes

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  23 hours ago

  View →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.
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  1 month ago

  View →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”
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  1 month ago

  View →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
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  1 month ago

  View →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
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  2 months ago

  View →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.
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  4 months ago

  View →: THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Caught the bouquet at the funeral.
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  4 months ago

  View →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Not going is the new leaving early.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My funeral better have a bloody merch table.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Weddings should have a worst man.

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