Funny quotes event

43 Funny event quotes

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

2 weeks ago

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

4 weeks ago

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

1 month ago

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

2 months ago

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

2 months ago

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

3 months ago

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

3 months ago

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

3 months ago

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

3 months ago

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

3 months ago

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

3 months ago

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

3 months ago

Not going is the new leaving early.

3 months ago

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

3 months ago

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

3 months ago

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

3 months ago

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

3 months ago

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

3 months ago

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

3 months ago