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- If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.
- Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?
- Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?
- If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.
- I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.
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Share →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.
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Ah, the sacred burner hierarchy — where every adult secretly has a favored flame and no one dares admit it! 🔥🍳 It’s the unsung hero of our kitchens, quietly stealing the spotlight during dinner prep. Guess what? Your favorite burner is probably just as unique as your weirdest quirks. Keep it on the down-low, but don’t be surprised if it’s the one tucked right next to your coffee mug! ☕😉
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- If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.
- A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.
- If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.
- You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”
- If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.
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