Funny evidence quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.
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  4 months ago

  View →: All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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