12 Funny evidence quotes

• The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

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  11 hours ago

  70s, 80s, 90s, best, decade, decades, evidence, humor, memory, nostalgia

• No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

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  5 days ago

  amount, ever, evidence, humor, idiot, persuade, persuasion, sarcasm, stubbornness

• There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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  2 months ago

  calendar, count, counting, day, ever, evidence, just, physical, physical evidence, say, someone, time, today, trust, Tuesday

• Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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  2 months ago

  clean, cleaning, drama, evidence, feels, humor, i, room, sometimes

• If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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  2 months ago

  activity, actually, bathroom, better, cleaning, evidence, fun, fun activity, humor, job, motivation, murder, pretend, while

• My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, commit, crime, crime evidence, detective, DNA, everywhere, evidence, forensic, hair, humor, i, joke, leave, me, never, self-deprecating

• Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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  2 months ago

  am, brag, evidence, humor, i, self-deprecation, things, unseen

• Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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  2 months ago

  distance, entertaining, evidence, humor, insane, media, observation, people, safe, social, social media, Twitter

• Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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  2 months ago

  am, ever, evidence, growth, humor, i, irony, journaling, most, only, personal, personal growth, self-reflection, still, suffering, thing, useless, writing

• There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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  2 months ago

  burn, cozy, evidence, fire, funny moment, humor, moment, nothing, open, open fire, relaxation, sitting, watching

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