Funny evidence quotes

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there's evidence.

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025