Commentary:
Ah, the days when our hair and bell-bottoms were big, but our digital footprint was thankfully nonexistent! 📸🥳🕺
Funny evidence quotes
Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.
If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!
My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.
Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.
Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.
Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.
There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.
All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.
