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5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Commentary:
"Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace"
5 months ago
Share →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Commentary:
Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces 🤪 and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men 🧔. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! 😂💄🪒 #BeautyStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"
5 months ago
Share →: I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Commentary:
"Oops, my face has a mind of its own! 😂 Honestly, it's like a separate entity just reacting to your words without my permission. 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Expressions may vary wildly during conversation!' 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Commentary:
"Attempting to unleash my inner cuteness, but my face seems to have different plans 🙄 Maybe it's just not a 'cute' day, but hey, at least my sense of humor is on point! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Commentary:
"Imagine the looks on the fish's faces as they see us approach… 'Oh look, here comes the two-eyed creature! Better swim away before it tries to give us a hug with its front-facing eyes!' 👀🐟😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"
5 months ago
Share →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire 🔥😅! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! 💪😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭
5 months ago
Share →: She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern struggle of elegance meets technology! Graceful yet slightly prone to gravity's surprises 😂📱💁‍♀️ Who said being a lady was easy, right?"