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53 Funny face quotes

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

3 months ago

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

3 months ago

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

3 months ago

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

3 months ago

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

3 months ago

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

3 months ago

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

3 months ago

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

3 months ago

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

3 months ago

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

3 months ago

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

3 months ago

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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