216 Funny feel quotes

• Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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  2 months ago

  california, driving, dude, feel, gesture, humor, making, me, memory, nostalgia, nostalgic, rage, road, road rage, rude, rude gesture, shout, thank, traffic

• I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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  2 months ago

  chores, feel, fine, frustration, honesty, household, humor, i, just, know, left, let, lie, machine, me, much, need, never, time, understand, washing, washing machine

• You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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  2 months ago

  aging, blowing, earlobe, feel, getting, getting older, hair, humor, older, self-reflection, think, well, wind

• I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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  2 months ago

  blood, call, cravings, eat, emotions, everything, everywhere, feel, huge, humor, i, me, menstruation, people, period, scared, shark, Shark week, snapping, want, week

• I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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  3 months ago

  able, basic, basic cable, cable, comedy, experience, feel, film, i, irony, movy, prison, reruns, Shawshank, watching

• “Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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  3 months ago

  banter, communication, email, feel, free, humor, ignore, sarcasm, workplace

• Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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  3 months ago

  appetite, feel, food, great, humor, hungry, irony, meal, soup, still, want

• Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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  3 months ago

  advice, ask, cues, date, dating, dating advice, declarative, declarative statements, feel, fellas, humor, interrogation, lady, never, questions, social, social cues, statements, strong, sure

• I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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  3 months ago

  capture, effort, family, feel, hours, humor, i, parenting, photographer, photography, smile, spend, teenager, trying, wildlife

• Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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  3 months ago

  advice, bed, death, death bed, expression, feel, feelings, finger, humor, know, let, life, life advice, middle, middle finger, raise, regret, too, wait

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