15 Funny football quotes

• I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, ball, balls, enough, FIFA, football, humor, joke, kicking, nostalgia, old, remember, soccer, sports

• If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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  2 weeks ago

  both, football, game, humor, joke, Liverpool, lose, madrid, match, play, real, Real Madrid, right, rivalry, soccer, sports, Teams

• Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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  1 month ago

  activity, dream, dreams, empty, empty house, football, house, indoor, indoor activity, leisure, rain, relaxation, stuff, television, TV

• Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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  1 month ago

  bowl, bowling, comedy, football, humor, irony, question, sports, super, Super Bowl, why

• I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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  1 month ago

  care, football, humor, ID, love, pretend, relationship, sacrifice

• I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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  1 month ago

  again, celebrity, football, game, guy, humor, i, sports, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, today, wonder

• I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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  1 month ago

  backfield, football, giggle, humor, i, immature, just, maniac, me, much, penetration, sports, too, watch

• A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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  1 month ago

  coach, education, football, history, humor, lot, misunderstanding, politics, teacher, understand

• “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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  1 month ago

  AI, check, coming, day, emails, fantasy, fantasy football, football, hours, humor, ID, jobs, life, office, office life, productivity, send, technology, work

• You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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  1 month ago

  disappointment, fan, football, humor, kids, parenting, raising, right, rival, sports, think

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