Funny football quotes

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

A lot of y'all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You think you're raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team's arch rival.

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025