11 Funny football quotes — Wordgag ツ

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

6 days ago6 days ago

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

1 month ago1 month ago

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Feb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Jan 29, 2025

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Jan 29, 2025

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Jan 27, 2025

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Jan 26, 2025

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Jan 26, 2025

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Jan 25, 2025

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Jan 21, 2025