83 Funny forgetfulness quotes

• I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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  2 weeks ago

  back, belief, believe, clock, forgetfulness, forgot, funny situation, God, going, guys, hour, humor, i, next, next hour, oh, situation, stuff, surprise, time, turn

• My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, every, forgetfulness, humor, i, me, memory, news, remember, self-awareness, single, surprise, time

• The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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  2 weeks ago

  announcer, belonging, belongings, forgetfulness, home, humor, just, keep, left, mine, personal, personal belonging, should, times, train, travel, us

• I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, check, confusion, daily, daily life, forgetfulness, glasses, humor, i, life, memory, pills, put, remember, where

• I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, aging, forgetfulness, humor, life, me, mind, station, thought, train, where

• Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, autumn, beverage, coming, cozy, forget, forgetfulness, habits, hot, hot beverage, i, myself, seasonal, seasonal habits, self-care, tea, time, winter

• I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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  3 weeks ago

  blank, fitness, forgetfulness, gym, humor, i, irony, just, memory, name, saying

• He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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  3 weeks ago

  checking, forgetfulness, forgot, holiday, humor, leaving, list, making, milk, shopping, still, store, twice

• Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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  3 weeks ago

  aging, around, car, driving, forgetfulness, hour, humor, looking, lot, mall, parking, parking lot, senility, spent

• Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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  3 weeks ago

  birthday, forget, forgetfulness, humor, ignore, laundry, Masters, men, multitasking, once, relationships, sports, stereotypes, watch

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