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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

3 months ago

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

3 months ago

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

3 months ago

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

3 months ago

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

3 months ago

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

3 months ago

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

3 months ago

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

3 months ago

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

3 months ago

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

3 months ago

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

3 months ago

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

3 months ago

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

3 months ago

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

3 months ago

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

3 months ago

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

3 months ago

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

3 months ago

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

3 months ago

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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