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58 Funny girl quotes

Funny girl quotes highlight the humor and charm of female experiences and perspectives! 👩‍🦰😂 From witty observations about everyday life to playful remarks on girlhood, these quotes capture the lighter side of being a girl. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun moments that make life uniquely entertaining! 😄💁‍♀️

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

2 months ago

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

2 months ago

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

2 months ago

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

3 months ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

3 months ago

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

3 months ago

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

3 months ago

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

3 months ago

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

3 months ago

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

3 months ago

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

3 months ago

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

3 months ago

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

3 months ago

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

3 months ago

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

3 months ago

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

3 months ago

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

3 months ago

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

3 months ago

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

3 months ago

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

3 months ago

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

3 months ago

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

3 months ago

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

3 months ago

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

3 months ago

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

3 months ago

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

3 months ago

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

3 months ago

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

3 months ago