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127 Funny girl quotes

Funny girl quotes highlight the humor and charm of female experiences and perspectives! πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦°πŸ˜‚ From witty observations about everyday life to playful remarks on girlhood, these quotes capture the lighter side of being a girl. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun moments that make life uniquely entertaining! πŸ˜„πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, β€œEw,” and you’re free.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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