Commentary:
"Watch out world, this year I'm not only reaching for the stars, but also making sure the extraterrestrials have my back 👽🚀 Who knows, maybe they'll invite me for a ride on their spaceship! #TeamAlien"
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- My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.
- If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
- The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.
- One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.
- My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.
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Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive big bag of money in the woods 🌳💰 The ultimate treasure hunt for aspiring financial wizards! Who needs a glass ceiling when you can have a leafy canopy overhead? Here's to forging your own path to fiscal fortune, one forest escapade at a time! 🌲🔍 #MoneyTrees #ForestRiches" -
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"Ah, the noble pursuit of ensuring your future in politics remains at a safe distance! 🙅♂️ Who needs power and responsibility anyway when you can just focus on making questionable life choices instead? 🤪⚡️ #AntiCampaignPromise" -
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"Who needs the gym when you can just dazzle the audience with some magic tricks? 🎩✨🔮 Also, if you ever need a shortcut to shedding those extra pounds, just grab a magician! 🎩🔪💫" -
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"When you show someone the year they can retire, it's like forcing them to gaze into the abyss of adulthood and mortality 😱💸💼 Retirement age: the scariest bedtime story ever told!" -
Share →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.Commentary:
🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"
Top Funny Goal Quotes 🔥
- Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
- My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
- My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.
- If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
- My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
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