33 Funny goal quotes

• My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, change, clear, goal, humor, life, life change, month, motivation, next, self-improvement, simple, simplicity, small, whole

• My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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  2 months ago

  able, account, career, career goal, delete, detox, digital, digital detox, goal, humor, job, just, LinkedIn, media, online, online presence, point, presence, social, social media

• The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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  2 months ago

  ambition, aspiration, bags, goal, Gucci, humor, land, luxury, materialism, never, success, wealth

• A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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  2 months ago

  goal, humor, irony, motivation, new, new year, resolution, year

• One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, amazing thing, day, everyday, everyday life, expectation, food, goal, humor, lap, life, relatability, satisfaction, struggle, thing

• My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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  2 months ago

  activity, change, doing, goal, growth, humor, new, new year, personal, personal growth, resolution, Resolutions, stop, things, time, year

• Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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  2 months ago

  across, always, aspiration, bus, disappear, goal, goals, humor, i, interview, interviewer, joke, me, meant, professional, professional goal, someone, stare, street, wanted

• My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, commit, existential, goal, humor, life, seppuku

• My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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  2 months ago

  fitness, goal, health, humor, jacket, joke, lose, loss, straight, straight jacket, weight, weight loss

• My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, goal, humor, just, know, side, sure, year

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