81 Funny grocery quotes

• It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

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  4 weeks ago

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• They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

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  4 weeks ago

  else, grocery, grocery store, humor, invent, invention, just, me, personal, personal space, shopping, should, solitude, space, store

• Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

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  4 weeks ago

  enemy, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, i, interaction, social, social interaction, store

• They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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  4 weeks ago

  big, black, Black Friday, consumerism, Friday, grocery, humor, put, sale, shopping, TV, TVs

• Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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  4 weeks ago

  budgeting, food, grocery, grocery shopping, home, humor, i, mom, money, once, own, parenting, realization, right, shopping, spending, started

• Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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  aging, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, mad, rearrange, senior, senior year, store, welcome, where, year

• Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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  4 weeks ago

  anyone, bag, bags, cover, else, grocery, grocery bag, humor, i, just, nostalgia, poor, poverty, school, textbook, textbook cover

• I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, asking, blush, flirting, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery shopping, i, know, making, man, melon, melons, men, old, old man, ripe, shopping

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