78 Funny grocery quotes

• Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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  1 week ago

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• You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, anger, angry, catch, change, changes, frustration, getting, grocery, grocery store, layout, maturity, store, truly, yourself

• Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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  1 month ago

  big, black, Black Friday, consumerism, Friday, grocery, humor, put, sale, shopping, TV, TVs

• Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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  1 month ago

  budgeting, food, grocery, grocery shopping, home, humor, i, mom, money, once, own, parenting, realization, right, shopping, spending, started

• Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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  2 months ago

  aging, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, mad, rearrange, senior, senior year, store, welcome, where, year

• Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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  2 months ago

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• Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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  2 months ago

  believe, box, food, grocery, humor, i, need, packaging, pasta, plastic, plastic window, sarcasm, window

• She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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  2 months ago

  cart, grocery, rare, shopping, shopping cart, wheel, wobbly, wobbly wheel

• People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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  2 months ago

  crowd, grocery, grocery store, humor, impatience, me, people, same, shopping, store, time

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