51 Funny grocery quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed! Let's make 'shopping cart bumper cars' an official sport! 🛒💥🚦 #SpatialAwarenessOlympics"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

  Commentary:
  "Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

  Commentary:
  "Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! 🥂🛒 #BougieOnABudget"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

  Commentary:
  "Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a place where I'll still get lost but with more judgmental stares! 🛒🙃 #CartConfused"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to face the music 🎶… and maybe pick up some kale while I'm at it! 🥬😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

  Commentary:
  Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝

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