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grocery
40 Funny grocery quotes
My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.
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Mar 31, 2025
Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.
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Mar 18, 2025
Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.
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Mar 18, 2025
My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.
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Feb 25, 2025
Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
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Feb 25, 2025
Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.
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Feb 24, 2025
When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.
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Feb 9, 2025
So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?
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Feb 9, 2025
You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
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Feb 2, 2025
One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.
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Feb 1, 2025
Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.
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Jan 27, 2025
Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.
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Jan 27, 2025
Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.
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Jan 27, 2025
At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.
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Jan 27, 2025
I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.
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Jan 27, 2025
One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.
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Jan 26, 2025
Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”
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Jan 26, 2025
If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.
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Jan 26, 2025
What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.
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Jan 25, 2025
Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.
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Jan 25, 2025
They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
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Jan 25, 2025
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