69 Funny grocery quotes — Wordgag ツ

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

1 month ago1 month ago

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

1 month ago1 month ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

2 months ago2 months ago

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

2 months ago2 months ago

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

2 months ago2 months ago

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

2 months ago2 months ago

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

2 months ago2 months ago

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

2 months ago2 months ago

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

2 months ago2 months ago

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

2 months ago2 months ago

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

3 months ago3 months ago

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

3 months ago3 months ago

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

3 months ago3 months ago

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

3 months ago3 months ago

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

3 months ago3 months ago

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

3 months ago3 months ago

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

3 months ago3 months ago

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

4 months ago4 months ago