My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!