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43 Funny growth quotes

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

3 months ago

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

3 months ago

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

3 months ago

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

3 months ago

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

3 months ago

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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