14 Funny habit quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'strategic emotional outburst' tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

  Commentary:
  Oh, you're not weird at all! Turning on the TV for background noise is just one way to add a little dramatic flair 📺😄 After all, who needs silence when you can have a soundtrack of sitcom laughter and dramatic plot twists in the background? Keep those TV vibes going, you trendsetter! 📺🎶 #TVBackgroundNoiseGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

  Commentary:
  "Taking screenshots like it's an Olympic sport, but the gold medal goes to leaving them untouched in the camera roll 📸🤷‍♂️ Who needs a memory when you have a cluttered phone gallery, am I right? 😅 #ScreenshotQueen #MemoryManagementProblems"

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