81 Funny hair quotes

• Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

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  6 days ago

  care, coconut, got, hair, hair care, home, humor, i, mistake, misunderstanding, shampoo, shopping

• According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

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  6 days ago

  alcohol-free, am, doing, dry, Dry January, hair, hand, hands, humor, i, January, lip, lips, self-care, skin

• Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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  6 days ago

  airplane, airplane crash video, braid, candle, crash, dark, dark humor, fresh, glowing, hair, hair braid, humor, incredible, irony, light, light off, lights, relaxation, room, room smell, sheet, sheets, shower, smell, smells, video, videos

• British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

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  6 days ago

  born, British, British culture, chest, culture, hair, ham, humor, i, man, moved, name, people, place, place name, pun, stall, stereotype, university, woke, wordplay

• Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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  6 days ago

  care, feel, feeling, feeling unlovable, hair, humor, hygiene, i, insecurity, personal, personal care, self-esteem, unlovable

• The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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  6 days ago

  actually, being, concept, contradiction, discomfort, disgusting, feeling, good, hair, hot, hot water, hygiene, irony, shower, showers, skin, water

• Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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  6 days ago

  80s, 80s film, appearance, charming, charming lead, classic, days, discord, Discord mod, film, gathering, group, guy, hair, having, i, lead, long hair, magic, Magic: The Gathering, mod, Navy, runs, scary

• Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

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  6 days ago

  adolescence, change, experience, growth, hair, humor, puberty

• You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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  6 days ago

  able, again, daily, daily routine, frustration, hair, humor, i, mean, routine, should, wash, washing

• Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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  6 days ago

  body, body hair, case, grooming, hair, humor, just, media, post, preparation, shaved, shaving, social, social media

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