Funny Hair Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through Every Bad Hair Day! 💇‍♀️😂

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 2, 2023

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023