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44 Funny hair quotes

Funny hair quotes add humor to the everyday struggles and triumphs of hairstyling! 💇‍♀️😂 From witty remarks about bad hair days to playful comments on wild hairstyles, these quotes capture the fun and frustration that come with maintaining your mane. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the lighter side of hair care! 😄✂️

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025