63 Funny hair quotes — Wordgag ツ

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

2 days ago2 days ago

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

5 days ago5 days ago

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

1 month ago1 month ago

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

1 month ago1 month ago

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

2 months ago2 months ago

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

2 months ago2 months ago

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

2 months ago2 months ago

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

2 months ago2 months ago

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

2 months ago2 months ago

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

2 months ago2 months ago

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

2 months ago2 months ago

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

2 months ago2 months ago

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

3 months ago3 months ago

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

3 months ago3 months ago

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

4 months ago4 months ago

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

5 months ago5 months ago