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44 Funny hair quotes

Funny hair quotes add humor to the everyday struggles and triumphs of hairstyling! 💇‍♀️😂 From witty remarks about bad hair days to playful comments on wild hairstyles, these quotes capture the fun and frustration that come with maintaining your mane. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the lighter side of hair care! 😄✂️

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

3 weeks ago

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

4 weeks ago

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

4 weeks ago

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

1 month ago

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

2 months ago

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

2 months ago

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

3 months ago

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

3 months ago

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

3 months ago

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

3 months ago

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

3 months ago

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

3 months ago

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

3 months ago

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

3 months ago

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

3 months ago

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

3 months ago

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

3 months ago

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

3 months ago

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

3 months ago

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

3 months ago