53 Funny hair quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

  Commentary:
  Celebrating the thrilling amusement park ride that comes free with every haircut! 🎢💇‍♂️🎈

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  1 week ago

  Share →: You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! 🧑‍🦲👂✂️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

  Commentary:
  "Fashion tip of the day: Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤🤣"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

  Commentary:
  "When your new look is so fire even demons can't resist giving you a makeover! 🔥💇‍♂️👹"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

  Commentary:
  "Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁‍♀️😂✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! 🚔🔬😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! 🐱🛋️✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

  Commentary:
  "When your hair decides it's having a rebellious day, and you realize it's won the argument yet again! 💇‍♀️😤🤦‍♀️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

  Commentary:
  Well, ain't that the bearded truth! 🧔🏻👩🏼‍🦱 Remember, gentlemen, a compliment for a compliment keeps the grooming game strong! 💪 Let's spread the love, one whisker at a time! 😄 #BeardAndBoujee

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