74 Funny head quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of selfies – reality vs. our inflated self-image in our minds! 🤳🤯 Who else relates to that disappointing moment when the camera shows the truth? 📸😂 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect angle and lighting, right? 😜 #SelfieStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my thoughts were such chatterboxes? 🗣️🎙️ Now I've got a mind full of influencers! 🤯 #PodcastMania"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of a calm exterior masking a turbulent interior… kind of like a tea kettle about to boil over! 🫖💥 Don't mess with this serene facade, or you might just trigger the ultimate punchline! 👊😂"

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