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Funny impulse quotes

Funny impulse quotes are like little bursts of unexpected laughter πŸ˜‚ that catch you off guard and brighten your day 🌟. They capture those wild, unplanned moments when your brain says yes before your heart can say no πŸ’₯. Ready to embrace spontaneity with a grin? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that’s as impulsive as your next snack attack πŸ•πŸŽ‰!

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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