Funny quotes impulse

Funny impulse quotes

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

3 months ago

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

3 months ago

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

3 months ago

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

3 months ago

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

3 months ago