Funny impulse quotes

• I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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  5 days ago

  buying, financial, financial irresponsibility, i, impulse, impulse buying, irresponsibility, irresponsible, Japanese, most, person, second, shopping, stationary, stationary store, step, store, world

• I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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  5 days ago

  catharsis, emotional, emotional release, feel, frustration, humor, i, impulse, phone, release, relief, smashing, stress, stress relief, technology

• Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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  7 days ago

  accidentally, Amazon, buy, ever, impulse, impulse buy, money, online, online shopping, order, shopping, stress

• My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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  7 days ago

  book, booking, bored, boredom, buy, flight, i, impulse, impulse buy, looking, start, toxic, toxic trait, trait, travel

• I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, airport, control, fun, fun activity, impulse, impulse control, layover, poor, should, tattoo, us

• “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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  2 weeks ago

  control, humor, impulse, just, password, security, self-control, too, wait, weakness

• Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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  3 weeks ago

  before, buy, chocolate, experience, filled, food, grocery, grocery shopping, healthy, healthy food, i, impulse, impulse buy, marshmallow, me, self-control, shopping, shopping experience, temptation

• The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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  3 weeks ago

  conflict, decision, humor, impulse, resolve, something, stupid, stupidity, tendency, tension

• The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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  3 weeks ago

  buy, coming, humor, hyperfixation, impulse, impulse buy, looking, merch, need, regret, shopping, sobering, sobering up, worst

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