Funny indoor quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

  Commentary:
  "Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

  Commentary:
  When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gardener when you've got Mother Nature on speed dial? 🌧️🪴 Just call her up and ask for the deluxe plant spa treatment! 💦🪴 #RainyDayGreenery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

  Commentary:
  "Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

  Commentary:
  "Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

  Commentary:
  "Indoor kids, outdoor kids… as long as they're not redecorating your living room with crayons, it's all good! 🏠🌳 #KidsTheseDays"

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