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Funny indoor quotes

New funny indoor quotes 👇

  • Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

    Commentary:
    “Show those leafy freeloaders who’s boss! 🥗💪🌿😂”

  • Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

    Commentary:
    When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂

  • Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a gardener when you’ve got Mother Nature on speed dial? 🌧️🪴 Just call her up and ask for the deluxe plant spa treatment! 💦🪴 #RainyDayGreenery”

  • Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

    Commentary:
    “Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you’re dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you’ve got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic”

  • Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

    Commentary:
    “Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you’re in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites”

  • I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

    Commentary:
    “Indoor kids, outdoor kids… as long as they’re not redecorating your living room with crayons, it’s all good! 🏠🌳 #KidsTheseDays”

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