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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Shared recently on Instagram:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Going viral on Reddit:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Spotted on WeChat:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Broadcasted on Slack:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Just landed via Telegram:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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11 Funny indoor quotes

Funny indoor quotes bring a burst of laughter to those cozy moments spent inside 🏠😂 Whether you’re binge-watching, working from home, or just avoiding the great outdoors, these witty lines turn everyday indoor life into a comedy show 🎉🛋️ Ready to brighten your day with some chuckles? Let’s dive into the funniest and quirkiest sayings about indoor adventures! 🎈😄

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5 days ago
Share →: Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Commentary:
Count me in! I’ll bring snacks and a flashlight for authentic fort vibes 🏰🌯🔦
1 week ago
Share →: We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Commentary:
"When you're so committed to being cozy, you put the weather on mute! 😂🛋️🌞 #BlanketLife"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
2 weeks ago
Share →: That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Commentary:
"When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"
1 month ago
Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Commentary:
"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
6 months ago
Share →: Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gardener when you've got Mother Nature on speed dial? 🌧️🪴 Just call her up and ask for the deluxe plant spa treatment! 💦🪴 #RainyDayGreenery"
6 months ago
Share →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Commentary:
"Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Commentary:
"Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Trending via Snapchat:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Live now on Snapchat:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Going viral on Pinterest:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Live now on Discord:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Live now on Pinterest:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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