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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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The void screams into me.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Trending via WeChat:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Making waves on Reddit:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Going viral on X:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Just landed via Facebook:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

19 shares on Discord this month:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Making waves on Slack:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Just shared via Threads:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Shared recently on WeChat:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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