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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Making waves on Instagram:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Going viral on YouTube:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Making waves on X:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Just shared via TikTok:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Making waves on Messenger:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Making waves on Messenger:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Funny indulgence quotes are the cheeky reminders we all need when treating ourselves to a little extra joy 🍰😄. These playful sayings add a dash of humor to life’s guilty pleasures, making it easier to laugh off that extra scoop of ice cream or a binge-watching spree 📺🍿. Whether you’re a chocoholic or a shopaholic, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone and justify your delightful excesses with a wink and a smile 😉✨.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Just shared via WeChat:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Going viral on Telegram:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Making waves on Instagram:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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