57 Funny indulgence quotes

• Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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  2 hours ago

  cookie, humor, i, indulgence, just, minute, movie, procrastination, self-deception, tell

• I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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  2 hours ago

  balance, body, craving, diet, fitness, food, hot, hot body, hot wings, humor, i, indulgence, want, wings

• “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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  2 hours ago

  advice, cream, dinner, freedom, fun, ice, ice cream, indulgence, nobody, self, stop, tell, younger, younger self

• I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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  4 hours ago

  birthday, cake, celebration, eat, excuse, food, fun, humor, i, indulgence

• The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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  4 hours ago

  day, donuts, eat, food, good, good day, humor, indulgence, naturally, rain, treat, weather

• Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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  19 hours ago

  buy, cake, celebration, food, humor, indulgence, just, need, purchase, reason, remember, special, treat

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

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  1 day ago

  attitude, eating, hate, here, humor, imagine, indulgence, jar, just, me, Nutella, over, snack, spoon

• If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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  1 day ago

  getting, humor, indulgence, motivation, self-care, spoil, spoiled, treat yourself, yourself

• Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

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  1 week ago

  artery, food, health, humor, indulgence, pleasure, sausage, soul

• Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

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  2 weeks ago

  drinking, food, Friday, humor, indulgence, pint, rule, rules, takeaway, tonight, want, weekend

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