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"Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! "
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- The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.
- On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
- I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.
- I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.
- Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?
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"Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget?Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free!
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Ah, the classic Christmas shopping dilemma – the struggle between generosity and self-indulgence! It's like a festive tug-of-war between your inner Santa and your inner Scrooge. Who knew that spreading holiday cheer could also involve spreading out your credit card bill? Just remember, giving to yourself is technically a form of self-care, right? Just call it a "Merry Me-mas" shopping spree!
Top Funny Indulgence Quotes 
- The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.
- On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
- I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.
- I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.
- Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?
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