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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Reported on WhatsApp:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Breaking via Reddit:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Just shared via Telegram:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Seen just now on TikTok:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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62 Funny invention quotes

Funny invention quotes can tickle your funny bone while sparking a little curiosity 🤔✨ about the quirky minds behind groundbreaking gadgets. Whether you’re an aspiring inventor or just love a good laugh, these clever quips blend humor and ingenuity, offering a delightful twist on the world of creativity! 🤖💡 Dive into this collection and let your imagination and laughter soar 🚀😂 as you explore the lighter side of innovation!

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Share →: What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Commentary:
Still waiting on that five-course meal in a pill form, Chef Future! 🍽️😂🚀
1 hour ago
Share →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Commentary:
Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! 🐴☕️😂
2 days ago
Share →: Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Commentary:
Running out of traditional worries, so I'm becoming a worry pioneer! 🚀🤔
2 days ago
Share →: They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Commentary:
Smoking without the smoke? Count me in for luminous lunges! 🌟🚬💨
2 days ago
Share →: When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Commentary:
Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪
4 days ago
Share →: They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Commentary:
When in doubt, let’s just rename cereal "gourmet crunch" and call it a night! 🥣😋✨
4 days ago
Share →: They should invent crushes that like you back.

Commentary:
When I try that, it's called Wi-Fi! 📶😂💘
2 weeks ago
Share →: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Commentary:
Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
2 weeks ago
Share →: The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Commentary:
I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Commentary:
Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙‍♂️"

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Just shared via Telegram:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Just shared via Pinterest:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Just landed via X:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Spotted on YouTube:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Just shared via Slack:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Just shared via Telegram:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Going viral on Reddit:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Going viral on X:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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