52 Funny invention quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! My bad, didn’t mean to cause such a cosmic stir! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone's gotta do it!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should invent someone who holds me.

  Commentary:
  "Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? Just imagine the possibilities! "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a weekend so long, by the time it's over, you've forgotten what day it is! Who needs just two days off when you can have a never-ending weekend full of relaxation and procrastination? Let's petition for the invention of the eternal weekend – because Mondays are highly overrated! #WeekendGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a good thing that happens.

  Commentary:
  "If only there was a 'Good Luck Fairy' we could summon whenever needed! Maybe we can start a petition for that! "

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a kid that listens the first time when you can have a unicorn instead? Maybe they'll be more obedient! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of a friend in sync! Imagine the glory of spontaneous hangouts and simultaneous Netflix binges… if only these mythical creatures existed! #FriendGoals #WhoNeedsSleepAnyway"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. #EstimationFail"

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