Funny quotes invention

50 Funny invention quotes

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

4 days ago

They should invent someone who holds me.

2 weeks ago

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

3 weeks ago

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

1 month ago

They should invent a good thing that happens.

2 months ago

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

2 months ago

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

2 months ago

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

3 months ago

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

3 months ago

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

3 months ago

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

3 months ago

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

3 months ago

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

3 months ago

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

3 months ago

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

3 months ago

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

3 months ago

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

3 months ago

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

3 months ago

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

3 months ago

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

3 months ago