Funny quotes invention

48 Funny invention quotes

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025