It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time. Posted on4 hours ago
God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.” Posted on23 hours ago
Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity. Posted on1 day ago
If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead. Posted on3 days ago
How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. Posted on3 days ago