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- They should invent health insurance that insures your health.
- Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.
- Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.
- Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.
- Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”
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- They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.
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- God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”
- Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.
- Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.
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