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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Just landed via Threads:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Spotted on Messenger:

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Freshly posted on X:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Just shared via YouTube:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Going viral on Twitch:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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77 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

54 shares on X this month:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

66 shares on Discord this month:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Making waves on Instagram:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Making waves on Slack:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Going viral on Slack:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Just landed via Messenger:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Just shared via Reddit:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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