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Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,074

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Spotted on Slack:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Just landed via YouTube:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Just landed via WeChat:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Breaking via Twitch:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Going viral on Telegram:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Making waves on TikTok:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Making waves on Instagram:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

37 shares on X this month:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain has too many tabs open.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,788

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Trending via Slack:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Just shared via Twitch:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

Just shared via TikTok:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Live now on X:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Trending via Snapchat:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Just shared via Threads:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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