Funny iPhone quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the battle of the tech giants continues! 📱💪 Who knew resisting the allure of an iPhone could make an Android user feel like they're holding their ground on a battlefield? 😂 Don't underestimate their loyalty – they're firm in their tech beliefs! #TeamAndroid 🤖 #TeamiPhone 🍏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

  Commentary:
  "I agree! It would be entertaining to hear our iPhones pleading, 'Please, plug me in! I promise to be a good device and not freeze on you again!' 📱😂 #LowBatteryDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even Lois Lane has trouble spotting the true identity behind those glasses! 👓🤖 #SuperheroStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

  Commentary:
  🤔 "I guess those iPhones must be working overtime to afford themselves, unlike their owners! 📱💰 Just imagine if phones could pay rent and bills too – we'd all be living the high life without lifting a finger! 😂 #PhoneGoals"

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