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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

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