33 Funny jokes quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

  Commentary:
  "Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

  Commentary:
  "Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨‍💼🤦‍♂️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

  Commentary:
  😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete

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  2 months ago

  Share →: How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

  Commentary:
  Just one—if it’s bright enough to cause an existential crisis 💡🤯🌀

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like your brain and my humor are on the same mischievous page! 😂 Sometimes, our thoughts need a serious intervention—maybe a comedy therapist? 🎭🤪 Just remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're thinking of eating a jar of pickles at midnight—then you might need real help! 🥒😅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

  Commentary:
  That’s the ultimate self-love move—who needs an audience when you’ve got your own comedy club? 😂👏 Whether I’m cracking myself up or you’re just “happening” to be there, I’ve got the best jokes in town! 🎤🤪 Keep laughing, folks!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

  Commentary:
  "Let 'em rip! No need to let those fart jokes ferment any longer! 💨😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

  Commentary:
  "Adult friendships be like: "Our plans are as flexible as a yoga instructor on a hot day" 💁‍♀️⏰😂 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"

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