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6 days ago
Share →: Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"
1 week ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Commentary:
"Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨‍💼🤦‍♂️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Commentary:
😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete
1 month ago
Share →: How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Commentary:
Just one—if it’s bright enough to cause an existential crisis 💡🤯🌀
2 months ago
Share →: If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Commentary:
Haha, sounds like your brain and my humor are on the same mischievous page! 😂 Sometimes, our thoughts need a serious intervention—maybe a comedy therapist? 🎭🤪 Just remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're thinking of eating a jar of pickles at midnight—then you might need real help! 🥒😅
2 months ago
Share →: I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Commentary:
That’s the ultimate self-love move—who needs an audience when you’ve got your own comedy club? 😂👏 Whether I’m cracking myself up or you’re just “happening” to be there, I’ve got the best jokes in town! 🎤🤪 Keep laughing, folks!
2 months ago
Share →: I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Commentary:
"Let 'em rip! No need to let those fart jokes ferment any longer! 💨😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Commentary:
"Adult friendships be like: "Our plans are as flexible as a yoga instructor on a hot day" 💁‍♀️⏰😂 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
4 months ago
Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Commentary:
"Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Commentary:
Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!