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26 Funny jokes quotes

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

2 weeks ago

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

4 weeks ago

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

2 months ago

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

3 months ago

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

3 months ago

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

3 months ago

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

3 months ago

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

3 months ago

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

3 months ago

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

3 months ago

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

3 months ago

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

3 months ago

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

3 months ago

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

3 months ago

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

3 months ago

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

3 months ago

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

3 months ago

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

3 months ago

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

3 months ago

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

3 months ago