43 Funny jokes quotes

• My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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  2 days ago

  16, Christmas, guess, here, humor, i, joke, jokes, mall, me, parent, parents, real, right, Santa, teenager, told

• Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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  3 weeks ago

  difference, folks, humor, joke, jokes, laugh, main, me, self-deprecation

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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  2 months ago

  again, apology, before, care, caring, humor, i, inside, inside joke, joke, jokes, laugh, laughs, night, nights, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, sweet, text, texts, think, time, twice, wasting

• I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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  2 months ago

  bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotion, health, humor, joke, jokes, later, making, mechanism, mental, mental health, mood, sad, sadness, self-awareness, situation, three

• Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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  2 months ago

  animals, comedy, cop, dog, dogs, humor, jokes, oh, perspective, police, police dog, regular, think

• Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, dad, dad joke, ever, followers, growth, humor, i, joke, jokes, media, sharing, size, social, social media

• Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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  2 months ago

  ChatGPT, fact, family, father-in-law, humor, jokes, keeps, making, making stuff up, passing, stuff, technology

• Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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  2 months ago

  away, comedy, emotional, emotional suppression, feelings, health, humor, i, jokes, mental, mental health, replace, right, sarcasm, self-deprecation, sorry, suppression, wit

• How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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  2 months ago

  change, comedy, humor, joke, jokes, lightbulb, pun, take, us

• If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, health, help, humor, jokes, mental, mental health, mental health humor, need, professional, professional help, thinking, thoughts

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