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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.
My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.
The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.
The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.
The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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1 day ago
Share →: The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Commentary:
"😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹‍♂️🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Commentary:
"When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Commentary:
"At least your love life is in safe hands… even if your wallet isn’t! 😂💸👐"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Commentary:
"Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"
3 weeks ago
Share →: No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Commentary:
"When your heart cries 'G' but your last romance screamed 'LOL' 🤷‍♂️💔😂 #SingleAndGangsta"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Commentary:
"Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Commentary:
"When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊"
1 month ago
Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Commentary:
"Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Commentary:
"Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy"
2 months ago
Share →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the 'lost in translation' moments from last night's bar conversations 🍸🧐 Let's just hope our Google searches don't judge us too hard! 💬🔍"