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Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Making waves on Slack:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Live now on Snapchat:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Freshly posted on X:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Freshly posted on X:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

148 Funny last quotes

Funny last quotes 😂🥳 are the ultimate mic drops of the afterlife, where humor takes its final bow. These witty parting words are like the punchline to life’s grand joke, reminding us to laugh until the very end. Whether it’s a cheeky farewell or a clever twist, these quotes prove that even when the curtain falls, a sense of humor never fades. Dive in for a chuckle-worthy journey through the witty wisdom of those who exited with style! 🎭✨

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

5 hours ago

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

8 hours ago

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

11 hours ago

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

15 hours ago

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I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

17 hours ago

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

20 hours ago

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

21 hours ago

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I had too much to think last night.

21 hours ago

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

1 day ago

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

1 day ago

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89 shares on WeChat this month:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Just landed via Instagram:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Breaking via YouTube:

Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

Going viral on Threads:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Trending via Slack:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Spotted on Instagram:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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