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3 weeks ago
Share →: Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Commentary:
"When you find out your face has settings other than 'Resting Confusion' 😂🤔👍 #UpgradeUnlocked"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Commentary:
"Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Commentary:
"When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! 🎪🤹‍♀️😂 #SillinessOverload"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Commentary:
"Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Commentary:
"Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"
2 months ago
Share →: Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
2 months ago
Share →: You can reach me by butterfly.

Commentary:
🦋"Forget about carrier pigeons, I only communicate via fashionable butterflies now. Catch me if you can! 💌😄 #ButterflyWhisperer" 🦋
2 months ago
Share →: Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Commentary:
"Attention all downfall-prayers, please kindly redirect your energies elsewhere. I'm fully booked dealing with my own chaos at the moment. Thank you for your cooperation! 🙏🚫😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate
5 months ago
Share →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Commentary:
🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"