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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Seen just now on Telegram:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Just landed via Facebook:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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30 Funny lighthearted quotes

Funny lighthearted quotes are like little bursts of sunshine ☀️ that brighten even the gloomiest days 🌧️. They sprinkle a touch of humor 😂 and whimsy into our everyday lives, making us giggle and grin from ear to ear 😄. Whether you’re in need of a chuckle or a simple mood booster, these delightful gems are perfect for sharing with friends or keeping in your back pocket for a rainy day 🌈.

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4 days ago
Share →: When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Commentary:
Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
4 days ago
Share →: I think God was high when he made me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the divine was feeling extra creative that day! 🌈😂✨
5 days ago
Share →: You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Commentary:
Just started my kombucha fan club—our meetings are literally a gut feeling! 🍹😄
6 days ago
Share →: Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Commentary:
Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷‍♂️🎈
7 days ago
Share →: Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Commentary:
Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚
1 week ago
Share →: Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
1 week ago
Share →: I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Commentary:
"Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"
1 month ago
Share →: Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Commentary:
"When you find out your face has settings other than 'Resting Confusion' 😂🤔👍 #UpgradeUnlocked"
1 month ago
Share →: The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Commentary:
"Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Trending via Pinterest:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Trending via X:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Just landed via YouTube:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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