29 Funny lighthearted quotes

• When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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  2 months ago

  amusing, comedy, emotional, emotional support, form, friends, friendship, humor, humorist, lighthearted, sad, sadness, social, support

• I think God was high when he made me.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, divine, God, high, humor, humor quote, i, lighthearted, me, quirky, self-deprecating, think

• You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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  2 months ago

  digestion, enjoy, gut, gut health, health, health joke, health rant, humor, joke, just, kombucha, lighthearted, need, rant, wellness

• Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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  2 months ago

  body, body function, burp, comedy, deep, digestion, feel, function, humor, i, lighthearted, loss, lost, love, me, self, self humor, weight, weight loss

• Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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  2 months ago

  asked, everything, girl, humor, humor quote, iconic, interaction, joke, just, lighthearted, name, name spelling, playful, said, sarcasm, social, social interaction, spelling, spells, witty

• Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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  2 months ago

  always, boobs, gender, gender humor, humor, humorous, joke, lighthearted, paper, play, playful, pun, rock, why, win, witty, wordplay

• I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, dog, dogs, feeling, girl, good, grooming, humor, i, lighthearted, pet, playful, self-deprecating, shampoo, today, used

• Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, comedy, humor, irony, lighthearted, little, paper, parody, question, quirk, trying

• Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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  2 months ago

  change, doing, expression, facial, facial change, facial expression, humor, i, joke, just, lighthearted, realization, self-awareness

• The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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  2 months ago

  activity, affectionate, best, cuddle, done, fun, fun activity, humor, intimacy, lighthearted, ones, relationship, where

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