Funny long-term quotes

• Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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  2 months ago

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• Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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  2 months ago

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• Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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  2 months ago

  advice, big, change, decades, doctor, drinking, going, health, humor, i, long-term, me, routine, sobriety, stop

• Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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  2 months ago

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• Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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  2 months ago

  actually, ask, career, curiosity, everyone, friend, humor, idea, late, living, long-term, mystery, relationship, social, still, too

• Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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  2 months ago

  20, age, always, curiosity, ever, forever, future, humor, i, Italy, Japan, long-term, someone, travel, turned, world, world travel

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