60 Funny lose quotes

• I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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  favorite, frustration, hate, humor, i, live, lose, losing, pen, sarcasm, things, will to live, work

• I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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  argument, communication, conflict, humor, ID, lose, love, prioritization, relationship

• If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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  competition, humor, inspiration, lose, mindset, motivation, only, person, self, yourself

• Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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  90, diet, fact, food, fun, fun fact, health, help, humor, junk, junk food, know, lifestyle, live, lose, motivation, sarcasm, will to live

• Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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  family, gap, generation, generation gap, got, grandparent, grandparents, humor, lose, McDonald’s, money, parent, parents, sense, senses, sudden

• My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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  adult, adult hack, again, away, carefully, favourite, forgetfulness, hack, humor, i, important, important thing, life, life skill, lose, never, organization, put, skill, something, thing

• They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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  happiness, happy, humor, i, lose, nap, proverb, relaxation, rest, say, sleep, snooze, take

• I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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  afraid, comedy, fear, fix, Funny, health, humor, i, lose, me, mental, mental health, personality, self-awareness, self-care, self-improvement, therapy

• I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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  avoidance, comedy, hide, humor, i, ignore, ignoring, interest, just, lose, problem, problems, relaxation, stress

• Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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  always, anger, being, buy, daily, daily struggle, eat, hard, humor, lose, loss, relatable, shopping, slap, someone, something, struggle, sweet, sweets, want, weight, weight loss, woman

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