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4 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a mind anyway? Losing it just adds a little excitement to life 🤪🔍 But seriously, losing your mind can be the ultimate adventure – who knows where it might end up next! 🌪️😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."
4 months ago
Share →: People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Commentary:
"If only we could donate our lost pounds to our frenemies, we'd all be lining up for that weight loss challenge! Just imagine the satisfaction of seeing that person struggling with our unwanted weight while we strut our stuff feeling lighter and revenge-slimmed."
4 months ago
Share →: I would rather lose you than the argument.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic ultimatum: love or winning. It seems like this person would rather have peace in the relationship than victory in the debate. Who knew love could be such a fierce competitor in the battle of wits!"
4 months ago
Share →: Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Commentary:
Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration
4 months ago
Share →: I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Commentary:
"Who needs an hour of sleep when you can just embrace the insomnia life like a boss 😎💤 #SleepIsOverrated"
5 months ago
Share →: I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Commentary:
"Who knew keeping your virginity could be such a winning streak? Looks like this person is the undefeated champion of abstinence!"
5 months ago
Share →: You lose some, you lose some more.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, sometimes the lemonade stand is closed! 🍋😅 Keep losing until you find your misplaced luck! 🍀👎 #JustMyLuck"