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37 Funny lose quotes

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

3 months ago

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

3 months ago

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

3 months ago

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

3 months ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

3 months ago

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

3 months ago