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50 Funny lose quotes

Funny lose quotes bring a smile to those moments when things don’t quite go your way πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re dropping the ball (literally) or just having one of those days, these humorous takes on losing remind us to chuckle at life’s little fumbles πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. Perfect for lightening the mood and proving that even in defeat, laughter is the best victory lap πŸ†. Ready to turn your losses into laughs? Let’s dive into the world of witty wisdom! πŸ˜„

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Posted on6 months ago

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Posted on6 months ago

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Posted on6 months ago

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

You lose some, you lose some more.

Posted onFeb 15, 2025Feb 15, 2025

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Posted onFeb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

β€œYou win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

β€œI can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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