66 Funny lost quotes

• Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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  1 month ago

  celebrity, crisis, else, health, humor, identity, identity crisis, just, Kanye, lost, lost it, me, mental, mental health, relatable

• I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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  1 month ago

  control, humor, i, job, job loss, loss, lost, lunch, mission, Mission Control, misunderstanding, Nasa, time, today, workplace

• There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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  1 month ago

  came, chimney, holiday, humor, i, last, lost, mind, night, preposterous, rumors, someone, surprise, unexpected

• The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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  1 month ago

  choke, choking, cool, coworker, culture, darth, Darth Vader, force, humor, lost, meeting, pop, pop culture, scene, sci-fi, staff, staff meeting, star, Star Wars, used, vader, wars, workplace

• If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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  1 month ago

  argue, conversation, humor, lost, loud, politics, someone, start, survival, talking, woods

• I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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  1 month ago

  always, control, diarrhea, diarrhoea, English, humor, i, language, looks, lost, spelling, vowels, wordplay

• Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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  1 month ago

  discontinued, discontinued item, every, fast, fast food, food, food memory, girl, humor, i, item, life, life ruin, lost, lost love, love, mean, memory, nostalgia, ruin, ruining, warning

• I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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  1 month ago

  dog, embarrassment, Fumble, humor, i, know, lost, lost dog, neighborhood, never, pets, poster, put, responsibility, whole

• I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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  1 month ago

  alexandria, browsing, history, humor, i, internet, just, knowledge, library, Library of Alexandria, loss, lost, tabs, tragedy, understand

• If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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  1 month ago

  compass, confusion, direction, humor, i, irony, lost, still

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