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- I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”
- When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
- Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
- Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.
- There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
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- Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.
- Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
- I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.
- And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”
- Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.
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