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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.
Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.
I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.
Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.
Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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3 months ago
Share →: Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Commentary:
"Who needs drama-filled relationship status updates when you've got John and his sneaky martini transactions on Venmo? 🍸💰😂 #JustVenmoThings"
3 months ago
Share →: Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Commentary:
"Getting your kids ready for the cutthroat world of social media one fridge magnet at a time! 😂🎨💻 Remember, nothing toughens 'em up like a little constructive criticism before snack time! 😜 #Parenting101"
3 months ago
Share →: My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Commentary:
"Just wait till they see my top-tier technique for stacking Tupperware! 💁🍽️✨ #DishwasherDiva #OnlyFansExclusive"
3 months ago
Share →: I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Commentary:
"Skipping through others' stories like a pro athlete, but rewatching yours like a movie critic on repeat! 🏃‍♂️🔁 #SelfLove"
3 months ago
Share →: If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Commentary:
"Desperate times call for desperate measures! 📱🔥 Just make sure you bring your A-game when crashing that live stream… and maybe a sense of humor too! 😄 Here's to hoping she finds your bold move endearing! 🕺🏻💥"
3 months ago
Share →: Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of how everyone claims to hate drama, yet we all secretly devour the latest tabloid gossip like it's our guilty pleasure buffet. It's like a circus – no one wants to admit they enjoy it, but we all know deep down we can't resist the show!"
3 months ago
Share →: If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Commentary:
If idiots could fly, TikTok would indeed be the busiest airport in the world! Get ready for some turbulence as we navigate through the endless stream of questionable content at this high-flying social media hub. Fasten your seatbelts, folks – it's a bumpy ride filled with dance challenges and lip-sync fails!
3 months ago
Share →: My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Commentary:
Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a vast pen collection – it may look impressive, but in reality, only a select few are actually useful! Just like how only one pen writes, only a handful of friends truly engage and interact with you online. Quality over quantity, right?
3 months ago
Share →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from social media can really open your eyes to the world around you – like the realization that you're still somehow legally bound to another human being. Who knew that scrolling through endless cat videos could distract you from checking in on your own love life?"
3 months ago
Share →: Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Commentary:
"Parents: the only people who simultaneously teach you skepticism and fall for a 'Free Cruise to the Bahamas' ad on Facebook. The irony is strong with this one!"