If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously? Posted on6 days ago
Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me. Posted on1 week ago
Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it? Posted on1 week ago
I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that. Posted on2 weeks ago
I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian. Posted on2 weeks ago
I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. Posted on2 weeks ago
If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession? Posted on2 weeks ago
Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Posted on2 weeks ago
My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. Posted on2 weeks ago
Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day. Posted on2 weeks ago
“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department. Posted on2 weeks ago