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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

10 hours ago

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

10 hours ago

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

11 hours ago

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Overthinkaholic!

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

14 hours ago

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

16 hours ago

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

16 hours ago

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

17 hours ago

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

18 hours ago

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m addicted to placebos.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Making waves on Threads:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Just landed via YouTube:

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Making waves on YouTube:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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