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Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Going viral on Messenger:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Spotted on Messenger:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Spotted on Messenger:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Freshly posted on X:

I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

Trending via TikTok:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Spotted on Instagram:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

7 hours ago

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

7 hours ago

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

8 hours ago

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

9 hours ago

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

11 hours ago

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

11 hours ago

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

11 hours ago

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

12 hours ago

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

14 hours ago

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

14 hours ago

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73 shares on YouTube this month:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

33 shares on Discord this month:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

55 shares on X this month:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Spotted on Instagram:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Making waves on YouTube:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Making waves on Instagram:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Just landed via Facebook:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Making waves on Threads:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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