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43 Funny metaphor quotes

Funny metaphor quotes are like the sprinkle of humor on the cupcake of life πŸŽ‚πŸ˜‚. They add a zing of wit that transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary chuckles 🌟. Whether you’re as busy as a bee 🐝 or feeling like a fish out of water 🐟, these quirky comparisons offer a fresh perspective, tickling your funny bone along the way. Dive into the playful world of silly similes and let the laughter ripple through your day! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

β€œNothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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