Funny metaphor quotes

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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