61 Funny metaphor quotes

• Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

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  2 weeks ago

  advent, advent calendar, affection, calendar, daily, day, every, humor, me, metaphor, open, open up, relationship, surprise, want

• Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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  3 weeks ago

  bleeding, danger, emotion, emotions, feelings, metaphor, next, people, shark, showing, trust, vulnerability, wrong

• “It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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  3 weeks ago

  conversation, deep, depth, digging, enjoy, humor, i, meaning, metaphor, sarcasm, shovel, well, wordplay

• Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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  4 weeks ago

  animal, awkward, awkward situation, elephant, funny observation, humor, joke, metaphor, natural, observation, room, situation

• Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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  4 weeks ago

  death, died, disk, floppy, floppy disk, humor, icon, Jesus, metaphor, saving, technology

• My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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  4 weeks ago

  before, chaos, confusion, duck, even, ever, gone, humor, metaphor, organization, originality, places, row

• Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal metaphor, attitude, better, donkey, everyone, hate, humor, metaphor, personality, ride, rides, wolf

• The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal metaphor, concern, confidence, humor, independence, lion, metaphor, proof, social, social proof

• We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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  2 months ago

  commentary, eating, got, humor, metaphor, overripe, rich, social, social commentary, talking

• When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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  2 months ago

  asking, heart, humor, leg-bouncer, metaphor, own, someone, stop

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