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4 weeks ago
Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
1 month ago
Share →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Commentary:
"Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Commentary:
"When you're a lion, you just swipe right on life. 🦁✍️😂 #NoTimeForPapers"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Commentary:
"Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Commentary:
"Good morning to the wind beneath my wings! Everyone else—you're the turbulence in my coffee. ☕️✈️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Commentary:
"When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Commentary:
Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦
3 months ago
Share →: Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Commentary:
Ah, yes! The age-old question that has puzzled strategists and planners for generations – the mysterious source of those elusive ducks for our neat rows! 🦆🦆🦆 Perhaps they are feathery ninjas, mastering the art of disappearing just when we need them most. A duck-tective mystery in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Let's rally the quack squad and get to the bottom of this fowl play!
3 months ago
Share →: Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Commentary:
"Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear 🐻 – lovable but with questionable wardrobe choices and a one-track mind for honey pots 🍯🍯. Maybe someone should remind them that pants are a good thing 😉 #ReplyGuys #PoohBearFashion"