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90 Funny minutes quotes

Funny minutes quotes 🀣⏰ are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your everyday moments! Whether you’re stuck in a never-ending meeting πŸ“… or waiting for your coffee to brew β˜•, these witty sayings will have you chuckling in no time. They’re like little bursts of joy πŸ˜‚ that remind us life is too short not to laugh at its quirky timing. Dive into a collection that will tickle your funny bone and brighten your minutes! πŸŽ‰

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Posted onJan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180Β°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, β€œOkay, my turn.”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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