34 Funny modern quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

  Commentary:
  "Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙‍♂️🔮🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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  Commentary:
  "When it comes to texting, we need to master time travel! ⏰📱🚀 #BackToTheResponse"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Goals Before Rolls' life! 😎💪 #KeepGrinding #SunshineForTheSoul"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

  Commentary:
  "When your vape starts speaking binary code, you know you’ve entered the Matrix! 💨🤖🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

  Commentary:
  "Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

  Commentary:
  Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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