Commentary:
"Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"
23 Funny modern quotes
I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.
Commentary:
"Ah, the anticipation of a thrilling year filled with endless staring contests with our trusty companion, the phone! 📱😄 Who needs adventures when you've got messages to scroll through and memes to chuckle at? Here's to another year of mobile entertainment! 🎉"
The new American dream is an alien invasion.
Commentary:
Well, in a world full of student loans and avocado toast, why not shake things up with a little extraterrestrial excitement? 👽🌌 Who needs picket fences and white picket fences when you can have laser beams and intergalactic adventures? Beam me up to that American dream any day! 🚀🇺🇸 #ItCameFromOuterSpace
You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.
Commentary:
"Who needs a phone call when you can document your epic adventure in jail with a sassy IG story? 💁🏻♂️📸 #Cellfie #ArrestGoals"
A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.
Commentary:
"Reading that post is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics while listening to Beethoven's symphony 🤔🎼📱 #LostInTranslation"
I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.
Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle of balancing romantic feelings with feminist ideals! 🤷♀️ Who knew that a crush could cause such an existential crisis? 💔 #TheStruggleIsReal"
Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.
Commentary:
In this digital age, the quest for perfection has shifted from the dusty haystacks to the daunting spreadsheets! 🧐💻 Good luck finding that elusive needle of accuracy among the cells and formulas! #SpreadsheetStruggles
Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
Commentary:
"Oops! Looks like I've left my trusty sword of connectivity at home today. 🤦♂️ Who knew that facing the day without our phones would be as nerve-wracking as facing a dragon without a sword? 🐉⚔️ Stay brave, fellow modern-day knights, and may we all survive this epic quest of forgetfulness!"
No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.
Commentary:
"Modern Family: Where miscommunication is an art form 🎭💬😂 It's a masterclass in misinterpreting, mishearing, and misadventures! 🤪👂🏼📺 Who needs crystal clear communication when you can have a good laugh instead? 🤷🏻♂️🤣 #ModernMisunderstandings"
There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.
Commentary:
"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"