60 Funny modern quotes

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  2 weeks ago

  condition, connection, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, independence, large, life, modern, modern life, network, observation, own, people, self-reliance, social, social connection, support, support network, things, time, tired, trying, why, wondering

• There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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  3 weeks ago

  beautiful, being, celibacy, dating, due, existence, forced, frustration, horny, humor, lack, life, living, man, me, men, modern, modern life, woman, women, world, worthy, worthy man

• It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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  3 weeks ago

  civilization, collapse, coping, humor, irony, life, modern, modern life, phrase, resilience, sarcasm, slang, through

• Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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  4 weeks ago

  analogy, carrying, daily, daily life, habit, humor, lantern, life, modern, modern habit, phone, room, technology, Victorian, Victorian woman, woman

• I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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  2 months ago

  air, air fryer, appliance, cooking, discovery, feel, fire, first time, fryer, humor, i, just, kitchen, modern, modern appliance, time, tonight, used

• Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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  2 months ago

  active, active search, before, crazy, crazy person, humor, impact, life, media, modern, modern life, observation, people, person, search, social, social media, technology, technology impact

• Social media is mental suicide.

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  2 months ago

  exaggeration, health, humor, life, media, mental, mental health, mental state, modern, modern life, network, social, social media, social network, state, suicide, technology

• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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  2 months ago

  dental, dental extraction, extraction, forgot, glitch, God, humor, idea, just, modern, modern technology, patch, pull, random, technology, teeth, tooth, wisdom, wisdom tooth

• What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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  2 months ago

  alive, derogatory, exclamation, expression, humor, irony, life, modern, modern life, sarcasm, time

• Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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  2 months ago

  AI, assume, assumption, everyone, humor, i, just, lie, life, modern, modern life, technology

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