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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!
Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.
There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.
There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.
I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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3 months ago
Share →: If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like I need some monetary motivation to keep you in mind! 💭💰 Who knew my wallet could influence my thoughts! 🤑😆"
3 months ago
Share →: Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy bedding when you've got a mattress for that extra *weight* in your life? 💸😴 #BudgetSleepingHacks"
3 months ago
Share →: They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Commentary:
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly hasn't tried shopping therapy! 💸💁‍♀️💰 #ProblemSolving101"
3 months ago
Share →: Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive outings when you can have a 'staycation' in the comfort of your own bed? 💸😴 Living that budget-friendly life with style… or just too lazy to get up! 😅 #SavingsGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Commentary:
"Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃‍♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰"
3 months ago
Share →: I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Commentary:
"Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin' in! 💸😂 #WorkSmartNotHard"
3 months ago
Share →: I need you to put the fun in refund!

Commentary:
"Alright, challenge accepted! Let's turn that refund process into a refund party! 🎉💸 Who knew crunching numbers could be so exciting? Let's make tax season lit again! 🔥💃 #RefundFun"
3 months ago
Share →: Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to secure the bag, just make sure you don't get too wrinkled waiting for your inheritance!"
3 months ago
Share →: I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Commentary:
"Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what's missing in your life, I'd say you're just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?"
3 months ago
Share →: I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Commentary:
"If only wishes and good intentions were accepted as payment, this purse would be a goldmine! But alas, the world runs on cold, hard cash – much to the disappointment of this well-equipped but flat broke bag."