202 Funny morning quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew proverbs could be so judgmental about our waking habits? 🐛😂 Maybe it's time for some updated wisdom: 'Early bird catches the worm, but the late risers get brunch instead!' 🕰️🍳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not again. I mean good morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of mistaken time!⏰😆 Good morning, evening, afternoon – it's all just a social construct anyway! Embrace the chaos of a time-bending day!⏳🌞 #MorningConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone starting their day with self-confidence and zero validation cravings! 🌞🙌 Keep slaying, no need for strangers' approval to shine! 💁‍♂️💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've turned your morning routine into a classic comedy routine! 🏃‍♂️🤣 Don't worry, you're still ahead of everyone who never even announced they were going to jog! #RunningGag

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, looks like someone had a passionate heart-to-heart with their feline friend last night! 🌙🐱 Now it's a bright new day, and the awkwardness is hitting harder than a hairball. Time to embrace the sober reality of talking love with your cat before coffee kicks in!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone except for the monologuing customers turning the supermarket checkout into their personal podcast studio. 🤐🎤 #CashierIsNotYourTherapist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs cereal when you can have a nice cold brew to start your day? 🍺 Forget orange juice, I'll take a pint of beer, please! 🍻 Just remember, it's all about balance – maybe save the whiskey for lunchtime. 😉"

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