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2 months ago
Share →: How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Ah, the timeless ritual of warming up — because nothing says "ready for action" like finally rolling out of bed without pulling a muscle! 😅🛏️🔥 Remember, even your bed needs a warm-up before you launch into the day. 😉💪 #MorningStretchGoals
2 months ago
Share →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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🤣 Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone's gotta do it! 💤😂
3 months ago
Share →: You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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🤣 "Who knew that guilt could be such a powerful motivator for writers? Forget about writer's block, this is writer's guilt in full effect! 😅🖋️ Remember, it's not about how often you write, but how often you feel guilty about not writing. Time to embrace the guilt and put those creative juices to work…or at least feel bad about not trying!"
3 months ago
Share →: The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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"Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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"Who needs caffeine when you've got misanthropy for that extra kick! ☕️🤨 Fuel your day with a good ol' dose of bitterness and sarcasm. Just don't forget to sprinkle in some humor along the way! 😏 #MisanthropyPower"
3 months ago
Share →: Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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"Living up to your potential? More like napping up to your potential! 💤 Who needs goals when you've got a cozy duvet and a Netflix queue to conquer? 🛋️😂"
3 months ago
Share →: A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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"New Year's resolutions are like a stray hair – you pluck it out and it just comes back for more! 🙈 Here's to making resolutions that stick like glitter on a New Year's Eve outfit! 🎉✨"
3 months ago
Share →: And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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Well, isn't that the eternal question of life's mysteries – to clean or not to clean? 🤔🧹 Perhaps we should invent self-cleaning houses and save ourselves the trouble! 😅🏠After all, why bother dusting when it magically reappears the next day? #NeverEndingBattle ✨🤷‍♂️
3 months ago
Share →: I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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"Ah, a bold twist on the chase game – turning the tables on dreams! 🌠 It's about time they do some legwork, right? Who knows, maybe they'll be so eager to catch you that they'll trip over their own clouds! ☁️😂 #DreamChaser"